I wonder if deep inside every woman there lies hidden a secret fantasy to fornicate with Santa Claus? I know that at least one woman wanted to molest him because she was arrested over the weekend for doing just that. Yup, she sat on his lap and groped him! Santa claims that Sandrama Lamy touched him inappropriately and he is pressing charges. She is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace. I wonder what breach of peace means?
I would be surprised if this hadn’t happened before. Santa isn’t my type, I detest big beards, but I am so sure that many women must find him sexy. Maybe Santa’s just don’t report it, figure it comes with the job! I bet Sandrama get coal in her stocking this year!
They are auctioning off shit on Ebay. Yup, The International Rhino Foundation has decided to box up 4 pieces of shit from an endangered species and sell it. If you win the bid you can have it on your mantle at home by Christmas. The top seller is going for $225.00.
I don’t know about you but I think products made out of shit are bizarre so I did a search to see what else I could find.
Previously sold on Ebay:
I also found Cow Pie Clocks:
I suppose if you are searching for that one unique gift for someone this Christmas you know what to do!
Geez, I have a thing for military men, but for Santa Claus? Anyway, thank you for making me laugh this morning.
modobs: I know, I never think of Santa in “that” way, but some women do….ha, ha, ha. Glad you thought this was funny! I did too!
Wow. Someone else besides me FINALLY gets called out for molesting Santa. What a great day. Thanks for posting this.
abarclay: And you had the presence of mind to NOT get arrested!
[...] Geez, that’s difficult. I would say MJK if I was silly. More seriously, a Santa Claus. [...]
I don’t think guys that run around saying “ho ho ho” are my type. Actually, maybe they are. oops.
Yeah, Santa never did it for me, but I bet he’s quite the giver!
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