Hamburgers . . . They’re Not Just for Eatin Anymore!
December 27, 2007 by dontdatethatdude
Now if you get mad at your partner you can hurl them into his or her face!
Yup, I went over to PsychoforLove and found another article, this one filled with Christmas cheer about a man who got pissed at his wife and decided it would be okay to launch a plate of fresh, hot burgers at her head! She retaliated by kicking him where it counts!
“An Okaloosa County sheriff’s deputy responded to a call on Keyser Miller Road after a woman complained she had fled her home after a fight with her live-in boyfriend. She stated that they had been having problems because she had accused him of having other girlfriends.”
Apparently he absconded after the incident because, according to the article, he could not be reached for comment. Luckily even after the burger pelting the woman was not injured, she refused medical treatment complaining of nothing more serious than a headache!
What is it about throwing food that makes me laugh out loud? I had a friend who’s father threw an open can of tuna fish at her mother and she said people throw food because it is there, it’s easy and many times it’s what’s in your hand when you are outraged!
In other news today
It seems male monkeys can’t orgasm unless the female they are mating with screams out his name, well I am only guessing it’s his name, the report stated that the females utter loud distinctive calls while fornicating which incites the males thrusting mechanism and results in ejaculation 59% of the time! Who knew there were scientists on the planet sitting around watching monkey sex and counting the number of thrusts? I don’t think I did want to know this, did you?
Hilarious!
Your post makes me:
#1 want to eat a hamburger
#2 want to meet the monkey sex loving scientists
#3 wonder about monkey sex
#4 want to call out the person’s name during sex and see if they cum faster.
#5 throw food at someone
#6 want to maybe do #4 & #5 at the same time
Yeah, I had the same feeling, especially about what it must be like to get paid to watch monkey sex! It’s a happy job and someone’s gotta do it, thinking about a career change. Hey I really liked your blog am adding you on my page! Looks like I have some readin to do! Thanks for the comment!
LMAO to Rachel’s comment! I would love to meet the monkey-watching scientists…I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that they’re not hot or popular…lol
Yeah Rachel is funny! I agree I suppose people who sit around counting pelvic thrusts don’t have too much in common with others, or too much to say!
you never know….they may be popular in certain crowds. I’m always shocked by the weirdos out there that have their special place in society where in fact, they are cool. hmm.
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