There’s a new trend in faux fashion, that I’ve just seen. So it may not be new after all. But damn, it’s hot. I am sure you would make an impression on any man when you show up on your date in one of these Balloon coutoures. Aside from the squeaking and sweating which can be avoided if you just standstill, you will be the envy of all who preview you!
First you have to get this man to tailor one for you:
Then you have to traipse around in it to see if the colors work as our model will demonstrate:
But if you don’t like it there are so many other options you might prefer one of the lovely ensembles below:
Black and white is timeless and my personal favorite, but it doesn’t have to be yours!
Maybe you would like to fulfill his fantasy dressed a yellow flamingo dancer!
Or perhaps red is your color! I haven’t seen one of these hats, ever. And the shoes well Dorothy would be envious!
Or maybe you want to be Queen for a day, you can have at it in this modern wonder!
These lovely ladies are going to foxtrot the night away and so can you believe me!
One of my other favs, the fruit nymph . . . almost edible, isn’t she? So kick off your shoes and impress!
She is the Mistress of the Universe, look at how proud her mother is. I’m thinkin her mom’s outfit is pretty hot too!
So remember, next time you want to dress big to impress wear Balloon Couture, you won’t be forgotten!
I’ll take the number one. It’s in line with this year winter colour, the purple. But I wonder about one thing: does it burst when you sit? It can be really embarrassing on a dute, isn’t it?
I’m thinking the sitting down is really NOT an option in one of these, but who needs to sit anyway. I think roller-skates would add a nice effect here as well! LOL
I like the mom in the last picture….
She’s beaming, isn’t she? She actually has a crooked smile! LOL!
OOOH! Rollerskates and maybe some L E D lights flashing here and there throughout the costume!! Be you own private rave party glo stick!
I love the your lighting idea. I’m fresh out of L E D lights, but I bet we could electrify them with holiday bulbs, some of those flash. Then they could do seasonal motifs!
wow, its frightening how much thought we have put into this…
Yeah, but its fun!
I’m thinking I’d wear the first one, or maybe the fruit nymph – it’d go great with my auburn hair!! What I want to know is how do you pee when wearing one of the full length dresses? Ugh. Heehee.
Both are excellent choices and I believe you are right, they would accentuate your hair! I never thought of going to the bathroom in one of these things, Well . . . maybe when they suit you up they hook up an extra balloon just for that! Balloons . . . they’re not just for birthday parties anymore! Ha Ha
I like the gold one. I’ll only wear it if my date promises to pop my balloons by the end of the night that way he can say that he had to work hard to get me into bed!
The gold is a shimmering classic. I think you would look marvelous! I also love your idea about popping the balloons, it could be a little painful, but it would “hurt so good”
what is this guys number????I want one for a teaparty i am going to.
Um, the squeaky balloon rubbing noise would drive me crazy. Just thinking about it makes my teeth hurt.
And I’m the kind of guy who would spend the entire night resisting the temptation to pop all the balloons at completely inappropriate moments. For that reason dresses made out of bubble wrap, also a problem.
Hi Dead Charming! Yeah, but popping the balloons could be a lot of fun, the squeaking not so much! A dress made out of bubble wrap, I hadn’t thought of that, you’re very creative! Reminds me of the days when women would answer the door when their husbands came home dressed only in saran wrap, cuz it was supposed to be sexy, but the sweat factor must have been off-putting, which in my opinion subtracts from the sexiness factor, but that’s just me. Bubble wrap would be more fun because of all the popping!
That’s too funny! I feel sorry for the poor soul who has to blow up all those balloons.
And as to the sweating thing…hopefully they have the AC cranked up on full blast.
Hi pseudonym! Yeah it’s pretty whacky right? Oh the sweating, and the balloon smell. The whole idea is kind of strange!