New Mastercard Moments May be Objectionable to Some Viewers!
March 19, 2008 by dontdatethatdude
I got these in my email this morning and felt like I had to share, but be warned some of them are obscene and may be objectionable to more tender sensibilities, of course I thought they were hilarious!
What The Hell Was She Thinking?
This just doesn’t make any sense to me, it’s like those people who projectile vomit at parties as if they didn’t know it was going to happen!
I thought bulls cost a lot more than that!
Duct tape really does have a thousand uses! It must be painful getting it off though!
This struck me a really, incredibly gross! You know it Icked me!
Didn’t her mother teach her to cut that string?
I was truly surprised that she didn’t use the thong panty liner with wings,
(The stupidest-fucking-feminine-product ever invented!), surely someone has to.
Oh, I’ve laughed so hard.
You can feel sorry for couple of them (like the bull-fighter, kind of) but for most: what were they thinking???
I know! Just plain stupid I guess!
your posts never failed to amuse me. i can’t stop laughing either.
I am so happy to amuse I always hope someone will find it funny, I have an odd sense of humor! I really love your screen name BTW!
Thanks for reading!
The number one must have been influenced by Britney and Lindsay Lohan who like to flash their crotch to anyone who didn’t ask for it.
Otherwise, it’s just gross, but I can’t stop giggling
I agree and that must have been a really excellent security camera because it left nothing to the imagination. It is gross, gawd, but I laughed a lot too!
Love the thong pad. Someone should stick that up their anus. Maybe the poor woman who had a replacement anus instead of a leg. What if the anus did not take? Is she shit out of luck? Also, I am sedning that girl scissors to clip her string.
Your humor cracks me up, I can’t help it.
Keep posting.
I was wondering about what happens if you got an anus designed for someone else, but the article never covered that! Thanks for taking action on the string thang someone had to do it! I am glad you think I’m funny some people just don’t get it! Thanks for your comments they keep me motivated!