So Which Condom Would You Chose?
March 24, 2008 by dontdatethatdude
I am declaring this week, Humor Week, since my basement will be under construction and I certainly won’t have the time or inclination to write anything substantial. In my quest to clean out the basement I came across a collection of old, sometimes not-so-p.c. humor. I will be posting it this week for your amusement. I hope it makes you laugh, smile, or at the very least grin!
So without further ado which condom would you choose?
Nike Condoms ~ Just Do It.
Toyota Condoms ~ Oh What a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms ~ You go the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms ~ Once you pop, you cant stop.
Mentos Condoms ~ The Freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condoms Pack ~ Ten Million Strong and Growing.
Secret Condoms ~ Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms ~ It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Ford Condoms ~ The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms ~ Like a Rock.
Blockbuster Condoms ~ Go home happy.
Dial Condoms ~ Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms ~ Cause Hey - you never know.
California Lotto Condoms ~ Who’s Next?
Subway Condoms ~ The way a sandwich should be.
Avis Condoms ~ Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms ~ Finger-licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms ~ Always the real deal.
Maxwell House Condoms ~ Good to the last drop.
Lays Condoms ~ Betcha can’t have just one.
Campbell’s Soup Condoms ~ Mmm, mmm, good.
General Electric Condoms ~ We bring good things to life.
AT&T condoms ~ Reach out and touch someone.
America Online Condoms ~ No wonder it’s number one.
Bounty Condoms ~ The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms ~ Where do you want to go today?
Energizer Condoms ~ It keeps going and going and going . . .
M & M Condoms ~ It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms ~ Get some, make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms ~ For Friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms ~ Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Big Red Condoms ~ Make it last a little longer.
The Sears Latex Condom ~ One coast is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines Condoms Travel Pack ~ Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines Condoms Travel Pack ~ Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom ~ To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Southwestern Airlines Condoms ~ Friends fly free!
Hahhaahaha…so many excellent choices! I’m going to have to say I’d go with Doublemint (’cause who doesn’t want double pleasure & double fun?), Big Red (no explanation needed), and hmmmm…Lays Condoms (because one is never enough, HA!). I love this - can’t wait to see what the rest of the “Humor Week” brings. Thanks for the chuckles!
I couldn’t pick a favorite either…so many choices, so little time. Yeah I’m going to be doing them late at night and posting in the morning. I have a lot going on this week! Ugh!
I’m SOOOOOOOOO torn between Pringles, KFC, and LAYYYYYYYS!!!
Hahaha
Admirable choices all! Why not pick all 3 you are going to need them!