Conscious Self Incrimination Meme
May 15, 2008 by dontdatethatdude
The first time I read this Meme was over at 2 Lazy Dogs marvelous blog and I thought I might save it for another day, then I went over to madmargaret’s blog, which I have been doing a lot lately and I was tagged by reading. This is a new concept where she said, basically, if you read this your tagged and so I feel it is my duty to post it today, since I know that she knows who’s read the post and I don’t want to get in trouble. I do consider this to be self-incriminating, but fun so here goes. PS: I don’t know how in the hell to get all of the answers pink, so some are and some aren’t.
- Over 21? Way over!
- Danced in front of your mirror naked? Hell No!
- Ever told a lie? It’s what I do for a living.
- Been arrested? Yes, sadly yes, not once but twice.
- Kissed a picture? Harder to admit to this than it is to admit I was arrested.
- Fallen asleep at work/school? Even when I am awake I’m asleep.
- Held an actual snake? As opposed to a pretend one? A figurative one? A symbolic one? Copied this answer from MadMargaret because I thought the exact same thing. She, of course, said it better than I ever could.
- Ever run a red light? See one of the times I got arrested . . .
- Ever drink and drive? See one of the reasons I got arrested . . .
- Been suspended from school? I got suspended and then kicked out. I never get invited to the High School Reunions.
- Ever been fired from a job? If I can get kicked out of High School, you do the math.
- Been in a fist fight? Yup and Kicked some butt..
- Sang karaoke? I sing karaoke in my living room!
- Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh please!
- Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I personally have not, but I have had the pleasure of watching my evil step sister snort out ice cream!
- Ever gone “under the knife?” More that once.
- Ever laughed until you wet yourself? If I cough I wet myself.
- Ever been dumpster diving. Yeah, but not for profit.
- Kissed in the rain? Does the shower count?
- Sang in the shower? No, that’s my crying place.
- Sat on a rooftop? Got a bad sunburn doing that.
- Ever witnessed a crime? Thankfully, no
- Thought about your past with regret? Yeah, a planet of regret.
- Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yup!
- Skinny dipped? Yes, and I don’t regret that.
- Had sex in a public place? Well, kinda. What counts as sex?
- Blacked out from drinking? Blacked out no, passed out, yes.
- Taken naked pics? Yes and it was fun at the time, but then came the regrets.
- Cried yourself to sleep? Who me? For a while there I couldn’t get to sleep without crying, better than ambien.
- Fired a gun? I did.
- Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Not likely, when I like somebody everybody knows about it.
- Played strip poker? Never did like the idea of that game.
- Been to a strip joint? Not nearly, went to strip show once.
- Donated Blood? I am anemic they won’t take my blood.
- Liked someone you shouldn’t? This is the title of my memoir!
- Have a tattoo? Yes three.
- Been to jail? See there were those 2 times I got arrested, but they let me go.
- Have or had any piercings? Ears only.
- Made out with a complete stranger? Don’t remind me.
- Had a one night stand? Just one?
- Caught someone cheating on you? In every relationship I have ever had.
- Mooned/Flashed someone? I like to watch, not show.
- Been to a rodeo? Not if you paid me.
- Been to a NASCAR race? Not if you triple dog dared me.
- Been in Love? To paraphrase myself, Thanks MadMargaret for reminding me of this, one might say I’ve often “chosen codependence over independence and trademarked it love”.
- Met a celebrity? I kind of know MadMargaret
- Been on TV? With my life I should have been on Jerry Springer, but no.
- Know how to cook? You might call it cooking.
- Slept outdoors? Passed out on the beach a few times.
- Spent the night in a snow cave? What the hell is a snow cave?
- Slept with someone knowing you didn’t like them? How about every guy I have ever dated.
- Smoked? Yes I have.
- Ever done drugs? See there were those 2 times I got arrested.
- Thought you were going to drown? I was actually rescued from drowning in Wild Wood NJ, boy was I afraid.
- Play an instrument? Played instruments growing up, I was best at the flute and piano, but never really had that natural knack.
- Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? I have a bad spine, don’t even know what base jumping is.
Hey DDTD…thanks for the shout out! So glad you decided to incriminate yourself too.
Whoa…3 tattoos…I never would have guessed.
Love your answers…I’m still chuckling about your evil stepsister snorting out ice cream! Ouch!
Hi 2LD! No problem, love to shout you out! Yeah, I have one on the back of my neck and I actually have 2 braclets, those were painful.
Glad you got a chuckle out of the ice cream bit, I know I did, it served her right! It was a lumpy flavor too, like butter pecan! No chunks came out though. I was terribly disappointed!
“I like to watch, not show” — Brilliant!
Hi Madmargaret! Thanks for stopping by! If it weren’t for you I may not have answered at all!