Now if you get mad at your partner you can hurl them into his or her face!
Yup, I went over to PsychoforLove and found another article, this one filled with Christmas cheer about a man who got pissed at his wife and decided it would be okay to launch a plate of fresh, hot burgers at her head! She retaliated by kicking him where it counts!
“An Okaloosa County sheriff’s deputy responded to a call on Keyser Miller Road after a woman complained she had fled her home after a fight with her live-in boyfriend. She stated that they had been having problems because she had accused him of having other girlfriends.”
Apparently he absconded after the incident because, according to the article, he could not be reached for comment. Luckily even after the burger pelting the woman was not injured, she refused medical treatment complaining of nothing more serious than a headache!
What is it about throwing food that makes me laugh out loud? I had a friend who’s father threw an open can of tuna fish at her mother and she said people throw food because it is there, it’s easy and many times it’s what’s in your hand when you are outraged!
In other news today
It seems male monkeys can’t orgasm unless the female they are mating with screams out his name, well I am only guessing it’s his name, the report stated that the females utter loud distinctive calls while fornicating which incites the males thrusting mechanism and results in ejaculation 59% of the time! Who knew there were scientists on the planet sitting around watching monkey sex and counting the number of thrusts? I don’t think I did want to know this, did you?