There’s a new trend in faux fashion, that I’ve just seen. So it may not be new after all. But damn, it’s hot. I am sure you would make an impression on any man when you show up on your date in one of these Balloon coutoures. Aside from the squeaking and sweating which can be avoided if you just standstill, you will be the envy of all who preview you!
First you have to get this man to tailor one for you:
Then you have to traipse around in it to see if the colors work as our model will demonstrate:
But if you don’t like it there are so many other options you might prefer one of the lovely ensembles below:
Black and white is timeless and my personal favorite, but it doesn’t have to be yours!
Maybe you would like to fulfill his fantasy dressed a yellow flamingo dancer!
Or perhaps red is your color! I haven’t seen one of these hats, ever. And the shoes well Dorothy would be envious!
Or maybe you want to be Queen for a day, you can have at it in this modern wonder!
These lovely ladies are going to foxtrot the night away and so can you believe me!
One of my other favs, the fruit nymph . . . almost edible, isn’t she? So kick off your shoes and impress!
She is the Mistress of the Universe, look at how proud her mother is. I’m thinkin her mom’s outfit is pretty hot too!
So remember, next time you want to dress big to impress wear Balloon Couture, you won’t be forgotten!