I got these in my email this morning and felt like I had to share, but be warned some of them are obscene and may be objectionable to more tender sensibilities, of course I thought they were hilarious!
What The Hell Was She Thinking?
This just doesn’t make any sense to me, it’s like those people who projectile vomit at parties as if they didn’t know it was going to happen!
I thought bulls cost a lot more than that!
Duct tape really does have a thousand uses! It must be painful getting it off though!
This struck me a really, incredibly gross! You know it Icked me!
Didn’t her mother teach her to cut that string?
I was truly surprised that she didn’t use the thong panty liner with wings,
(The stupidest-fucking-feminine-product ever invented!), surely someone has to.