“Shanequia say she gonna stand on dat telephone wit her pants off til her man call like he say he would!”
I got this one in my email box and thought it was perfect to post. Obviously it’s the worst possible example of what NOT to do to get a man to call. In fact I will venture to say, stop giving a shit about whether he calls or not and get on with your life, cuz let’s face it, you can’t make someone do something they don’t want to do and if he likes you enough, is mature enough and isn’t into game playing he will call. But a lot of times women like to have a crowd gather to play out the drama of the man not calling. Maybe it’s not a crowd of cops or gawkers but it’s a crowd of female friends who can listen and relate to her tale of woe. Then when the guy does call she’s all jubilant and carefree until the next time he doesn’t call and it goes on and on like a not so fun roller coaster and the ups and downs can get addictive. Kind of like a sugar rush, or maybe coffee, but it’s a drug all the same and who wants to live on that stuff. I for one do love coffee, but if it isn’t there I can just go out and get some more. I don’t sit around moping and call all my friends to tell them I don’t have any and how upset I am about it, I just get in my car and go. If the first coffee shop is closed I move on to the next one and so on and so and so on. I like to equate that analogy to dating and men calling because it puts things into perspective. And men can be like great cups of coffee or fine wines or a really good meal, or they can be bitter and dark leaving you jittery and nervous waiting for the next infusion they can give you a headache and they can be like fast food restaurants, quick and easy with no nutritional value. Why go for the crap when you can have to really good stuff, you know a nice mellow cup with just the right amount of pick-me-up, or something fine and sweet that leaves you feeling nice and warm inside, or something that sticks to your ribs instead of giving you a knot in the gut? It’s up to you to decide whether or not you want to drop your pants and stand on top of a phone booth half nude just to make a point or you can get on with your life and enjoy the ride!